My Goldfish Is Bored!
A hilarious illustrated bedtime story about Gerald the goldfish — 32 rhyming pages + 5 colouring pages + activity sheet. Instant PDF download.
$12.99
Gerald the goldfish is bored. Catastrophically, dramatically, existentially bored.
He's tried rearranging the gravel. He's stared at the plastic treasure chest (it didn't open). He's swum in figure-eights until he was dizzy. He's made faces at his own reflection (it looked just as bored). Now he's decided that a human child reading him a bedtime story is the ONLY solution.
This warm, funny, gently absurdist bedtime story is perfect for children ages 4–8. Written in rhyming couplets with a gentle rhythm that slows toward sleep, it's the book that gets kids giggling — then drifting off.
- 📖 32 beautifully illustrated pages
- 🎨 5 bonus Gerald colouring pages
- "What Would YOU Do If You Were Bored?" activity sheet
- Instant PDF download — read on any device
- Full-colour illustrations, ocean blue & coral palette