My Goldfish Is Bored!
The laugh-out-loud illustrated bedtime story for ages 5–10. Gerald the goldfish has tried EVERYTHING — and now he's ready to tell you all about it. Download instantly. Read tonight.
Everything Gerald Has Tried to Cure His Boredom
Full-colour vibrant illustrations on every page — vivid, funny, and packed with details kids love to spot on re-reads.
Gerald's dramatic attempts to beat boredom — from tiny yoga mats to solo chess tournaments — will have the whole family giggling.
Designed for a single bedtime read-aloud — just long enough to wind down, short enough to finish before anyone falls asleep (except the kids).
Delivered as a beautifully formatted PDF — reads perfectly on tablets, phones, laptops, or printed at home. No app needed.
Kids will beg for it again and again. New details to discover every time. Parents have been known to enjoy it too (we won't tell).
No waiting. No shipping. Pay once, download immediately, and start reading with your child tonight. Your inbox, your timeline.
The Most Dramatically Bored Fish in the World
Gerald has a fishbowl. Gerald has a plastic castle. Gerald has absolutely nothing to do — and he is NOT happy about it.
- He tried reading tiny books (the pages got soggy)
- He attempted underwater yoga (his downward dog was a disaster)
- He challenged himself to a chess tournament (he lost — to himself)
- He stared at his plastic castle for 47 minutes straight
- He wrote a strongly-worded letter to no one in particular
Gerald Has Fans Everywhere
"My 7-year-old made me read this FOUR times in a row. Gerald is now her favourite character of all time. She keeps asking if there's a sequel."
"I snorted laughing at the chess page. My son thought I was crying. We had to stop and start over three times. Best $7.99 I've ever spent."
"Downloaded it on my tablet and we read it together that night. My daughter now greets our actual goldfish every morning and tells him about Gerald."
"The illustrations are gorgeous — every page has something new to find. My kids have spotted at least 12 things I've missed. Genuinely brilliant."
Everything in Your Ebook Bundle
High-resolution 32-page illustrated PDF, optimised for screen reading on tablets and phones. Print-ready too.
5 bonus black-and-white Gerald colouring sheets so kids can bring their favourite scenes to life with their own crayons.
"What Would YOU Do If You Were Bored?" — a fun 1-page activity sheet for kids to draw and write their own boredom-busting adventures.
Gerald Is Waiting. (He's Been Waiting a While.)
Instant PDF download. Works on any device. Read together tonight. No subscriptions, no fuss — just Gerald, his fishbowl, and a whole lot of boredom-busting fun.
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